A continuation of the thought process of that guy in that above the influence commercial where he wakes up to a call from his friend Tim who is pissed he didn't pick up someone assumably related to Tim.

Man. 

Damn.

Ah ...

I should have left my phone off.

Although my 311 ring tone is pretty sweet.

Come original.

Gotta come original.

Nice.

Tim is such an asshole.

He should have picked her up.

He knew I was getting high.

I got high with Tim like a week ago. Who is he to judge me?

Man.

I'm so fucking tired.

(bends over and reaches into desk, pulls out gigantic bong and smokes it)

Little wake and bake.

Nice.

Tim's not that bad.

I mean, he's been a friend of mine for a long time. Since like when I was a baby. Our parents were friends.

We used to take baths together.